" disengaged "

 [ "Disengage" ]

1: A direct order given by a prison guard to an individual caught mid-penile exploration of another prisoners anal cavity or mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, you two! It stinks all the way down the tier. DISENGAGE! 

 [ "disengage" ]

1: The act of ending another person's engagement for them, with or without their consent.

  * e.g.,  ... "WHAT THE HELL. *yanks off ring* YOU ARE DISENGAGED!" -Shelliangel's Phantom of the Opera parody 

 [ "Disengaged" ]

1: Disengaged (adj.): The state of being actively not engaged with a given undertaking, e.g. school.

  * e.g.,  ... "He was a disengaged student until they taught him how to throw a frisbee and he discovered hands-on learning" 

 [ "Disengaged" ]

1: A description of a couple's true relationship status once divorce papers are filed.

  * e.g.,  ... Once my wife filed for divorce we became disengaged from each other and I refer to her now as my fiancenay. 

 [ "Disengaged" ]

1: To cancel the previous plans of Marriage, and no longer be engaged.

  * e.g.,  ... Dustin and Stefanie were disengaged. 

 [ "Disengaged Angle" ]

1: When you are taunted for being left out of a conversation about an approach to a problem or issue. For instance, if you are jockeying a bunch of horses and you do not make it out to the local chain restaurant or bar and subsequently miss out on a crucial conversation about the geldings. You are therefore approach the race at a disengaged angle.

  * e.g.,  ... (In an address to the disengaged) "you should be around here because you know what there is a lot of information being passed and you're missing it and I don't want you to be at a disengaged angle." 

 [ "disengagement ring" ]

1: A ring of visible coke residue around one or both nostrils, resulting in unfortunate consequences, such as losing a fiancé etc.

  * e.g.,  ... You hear Steve's girl kicked him out of the house? Apparently he come home at 6 am with some fat disengagement rings round his schnozz... 

 [ "Moral Disengagement" ]

1: The feeling of being disconnected from all traditional senses of morality, growing disenchanted by societal values.

  * e.g.,  ... Gurl, she bein' so fake right now that if she died a fiery death, I'd just be sittin' back, drownin' in moral disengagement, gurl. 

 [ "reverse disengage" ]

1: A really smooth way asking permission for smacking another person with a belt, in a kinky way.

  * e.g.,  ... girl: hey there ;-)