" discombobulating "

 [ "Discombobulate" ]

1: Ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

  * e.g.,  ... 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 First, discombobulate Dazed, discombobulate Distract target.. discombobulate 

 [ "discombobulated" ]

1: When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

  * e.g.,  ... I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated. 

 [ "discombobulated" ]

1: fucked up

  * e.g.,  ... lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex 

 [ "discombobulate" ]

1: One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm all discombobulated. 

 [ "discombobulate" ]

2: Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

  * e.g.,  ... Disco? Mm, Bob--you late. 

 [ "Discombobulating" ]

1: Confusing, Mysterious or Strange

  * e.g.,  ... your personality is Discombobulating 

 [ "discombobulate" ]

1: To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

  * e.g.,  ... Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates... 

 [ "Discombobulator" ]

1: A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

  * e.g.,  ... We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points. 

 [ "discombobulated" ]

1: Feeling disconnected or unbalanced.

  * e.g.,  ... I keep forgetting things this week; I'm discombobulated. 

 [ "Discombobulated" ]

1: A very discombobulating way to say confused

  * e.g.,  ... Just seeing this word makes me so damn discombobulated ... 

 [ "Discombobulate" ]

1: Confused, messed up, not in place

  * e.g.,  ... I'm so discombobulated!