" dickering "

 [ "dickering" ]

1: making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.

  * e.g.,  ... He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts. 

 [ "dickering" ]

1: It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.

  * e.g.,  ... Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering. 

 [ "Dickered" ]

1: A very rural Canadian way of saying you're drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Lets go get dickered this week Hey man you dickered yet 

 [ "Dickered" ]

1: Synonym for drunk. Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes! 

 [ "Dickered" ]

1: Drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud! 

 [ "Dickered" ]

2: Plastered.

 [ "Dickered" ]

3: Wasted.

 [ "Dickered" ]

4: Loaded.

 [ "Dickering" ]

1: When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

  * e.g.,  ... A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering 

 [ "dickerate" ]

1: To draw penises all over. Usually done in high school or at parties. See: dickorate

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, he's totally knocked out! Let's dickerate his face! 

 [ "dickeration" ]

1: a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male

  * e.g.,  ... Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket. 

 [ "dickers" ]

1: Underwear for people with a penis (dick + knickers= dickers )

  * e.g.,  ... "Matt, stop leaving your dickers everywhere!" 

 [ "dicker" ]

1: One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.

  * e.g.,  ... Quit dickin' around you dicker.