" crumps "

 [ "crump" ]

1: old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it. 

 [ "Crumping" ]

1: Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles

  * e.g.,  ... Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt? 

 [ "Crumping" ]

1: Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.

  * e.g.,  ... The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping. 

 [ "the Crumps" ]

1: Unlike more common venereal diseases, 'the Crumps' is a sexually transmitted infection of such resiliance, David Hasselhoff is said to be heard singing in the ear of the afflicted as their genitals finally crumble. Thought to have originated in Yorkshire when a radioactive pubic louse bit an unsuspecting young rugby player on the cock. Symptoms include but are not limited to:

  * e.g.,  ... Listen, and understand. You've caught the Crumps. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. If you've been stabbed and then you get shot, the stabbing is nothing. It's the same with HIV and the Crumps. 

 [ "the Crumps" ]

2: Thick, cloudy or bloody discharge from the penis or vagina

 [ "the Crumps" ]

3: Metallic rings appearing on the genitals

 [ "the Crumps" ]

4: Painful bowel movements

 [ "the Crumps" ]

5: Severe adverse reaction to alcohol

 [ "the Crumps" ]

6: Poor life choices

 [ "crumped" ]

1: when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

  * e.g.,  ... fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down 

 [ "crumping" ]

1: A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here. 

 [ "crumped" ]

1: To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

  * e.g.,  ... Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night. 

 [ "crumping" ]

1: Great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.

  * e.g.,  ... Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes. 

 [ "Crumping" ]

1: Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm gonna crump Denise right now. 

 [ "crumped" ]

1: adj. drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped. 

 [ "crumped" ]

2: Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 200 A modification of crunked.

 [ "crumped" ]

3: See also crumpt.