" implodes "

 [ "implode" ]

1: To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test. 

 [ "not if it implodes" ]

1: Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no rebuttal and signifies the speaker's victory. The term was first said in a discussion about the Big Bang or the end of the world. (I think...)

  * e.g.,  ... Uncle Kenny: The human race will die off long before the earth. Earth will continue existing until the sun explodes. 

 [ "imploding" ]

1: When you have to repress a fart and it kind of goes off inside you and you feel it bubble its way back up in out of sight before it escapes.

  * e.g.,  ... Imploding is a techincal word by a Georgie where a fart is repressed when youre in awkward situations like a que, a date or an interview, even in a swimming pool! All applies and we all implode. Dont do it for too many hours though or you might explode and die. 

 [ "implode" ]

1: The exact opposite of explode

  * e.g.,  ... Not only did she suck the skin off my dick, but, she made my balls implode. I think even my ass caved in. 

 [ "IMplode" ]

1: To try not to laugh because your boss is there while you are receiving hilarious IMs

  * e.g.,  ... Dan totally IMploded when Katy recounted her weekend over IChat. His boss asked what the hell was wrong with him. 

 [ "to implode" ]

1: (v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excramential form.

  * e.g.,  ... bob: i imploded yesterday 

 [ "head-imploding" ]

1: Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.

  * e.g.,  ... Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride! 

 [ "Implode" ]

1: When a friend is trying so hard not to bite at banter directed towards them, that he explodes from the inside out, causing extreme distress and an excessive knock in confidence.

  * e.g.,  ... Everyone: "Lucky can drink a lot faster than you, Spence" 

 [ "Ex-Implode" ]

1: An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

  * e.g.,  ... WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded! 

 [ "Imploding star" ]

1: A person with the amazing ability to suck the vicinity completely clean of any productive attributes. This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.

  * e.g.,  ... 1 - Hey, how did the meeting go? 2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an imploding star and turned the meeting into a black hole of logic and reasoning. 1 - again huh? 2 - yeah, we're back to discussing our main topic again