" crump "

 [ "crump" ]

1: old word gaining new popularity in stupid bullshit rap songs because everyone is getting tired of hearing "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Pussy ass rap artists sit around and shit out these new words and think they're the shit when really they just smell like shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm a skank ass rap artist and when I say CRUMP, you shove that cucumber up my ass because i aint gonna stop you from doing it. 

 [ "crump" ]

1: A slang medical term indicating that a patient's medical condition is rapidly worsening. See also: circling the drain.

  * e.g.,  ... I gotta run to room 3815--my patient is starting to crump!  

 [ "crump" ]

1: It is a type of dance, with extremely fast and complicated moves that seem to have no pattern or repition and it is supposed to make you laugh and make you say, "wow". Usually, you are standing around in a group and only one person crumps at a time while everyone watches and laughs.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out Jay over there crumping. Do you know how to crump? I can't move that fast. He is so friggin funny. 

 [ "crump" ]

1: The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.

  * e.g.,  ... Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch. 

 [ "crump" ]

1: a boring cornishman

  * e.g.,  ... stop being a crump and come drink some cider 

 [ "crump" ]

1: The incorrect spelling for krump; an improvise dance, esp. in competition.

  * e.g.,  ... The guys in the club were getting krump (crump) on the dance floor. 

 [ "crump" ]

1: The arch rival of "verm"

  * e.g.,  ... Verm insulted crump again in class today, but crump isn't witty enough to have a good come-back. 

 [ "crump" ]

2: ..........they go way back

 [ "crump" ]

1: when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere

  * e.g.,  ... i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table 

 [ "crump" ]

1: To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Take a crump 

 [ "crump" ]

2: The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.

 [ "crump" ]

1: An extremely difficult form of dancing which requires much skill. It was pioneered by a small group of people in west allis. They formed two teams and still frequently have battles to this day. Team one consists of Morgan, Courtney, and Tori. Team two consits of Nick, Joel, and Terry. They have often been seen wearing tye-dyed crump or die t-shirts.

  * e.g.,  ... Damnnnn, look at them crump. I wish I was as fly as them!