" corker "

 [ "corker" ]

1:  n. Something that is better than the rest.

  * e.g.,  ...  Man, your car is a corker. 

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2:  n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.

  * e.g.,  ...  Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up. 

 [ "corker" ]

1: top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.

  * e.g.,  ... that joke was a corker......  

 [ "corker" ]

1: Irish

  * e.g.,  ... You're a corker <insert name here>. 

 [ "corker" ]

2: Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

 [ "corker" ]

3: Simliar to "You're a trip"

 [ "corker" ]

4: Not necessarily bad, though not good either.

 [ "corker" ]

1: An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

  * e.g.,  ... He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker. 

 [ "corker" ]

1: Someone with an extreme sense of humor.

  * e.g.,  ... That dude is a real funny Corker. 

 [ "corker" ]

1: A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."? 

 [ "corker" ]

1: it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.

  * e.g.,  ... the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week. 

 [ "corker" ]

1: a man who eats avocados on a hot day while frying potatos

  * e.g.,  ... i am a corker 

 [ "corker" ]

1: an annoying nickname youve had since you were little.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Corker. Do this and that. 

 [ "the corker" ]

1: The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"