" cooked "

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1: a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck. 

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1: A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context. The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation – or whether it has a precise meaning at all – depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man, that class was so cooked." 

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1: Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

  * e.g.,  ... You're cooked, go home and go to bed. 

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1: to smoke marijuana and get very high

  * e.g.,  ... man i am so cooked i just smoked an ounce doobie 

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1: An altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. Usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an assorted variety, &c.)

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1- Girl: Did you hear about what Tito did this morning? Dude: No, what? Girl: He was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo. Dude: Are you kidding me? Girl: It gets worse... he got a tattoo of the Bloody Beetroots logo. Dude: He is fucking cooked. Example 2- Dude: Have you heard from Scott since he's been in Vegas? Girl: Yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where Eric Prydz was playing. He won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on coke. Dude: Man, he is cooking it! 

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1: A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl just got cooked! 

 [ "cooked" ]

1: When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... He is cooked but he is still working. 

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1: Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

  * e.g.,  ... You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked! 

 [ "cooked" ]

1: (verb)

  * e.g.,  ... Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!" the Cooked "What ?" Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !" 

 [ "cooked" ]

2: To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not. Shoes are a typical target for "cookings". synonyms:

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3: blazed, riffed, insulted

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1:  A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

  * e.g.,  ...  Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker 

 [ "cooked" ]

2:  Someone especially violent

  * e.g.,  ...  I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked