" convergent "

 [ "Converge" ]

1: A brilliant hardcore band with possibly the best lyrics in the genre.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see the Converge show last week? It was fuckin' sick. 

 [ "Convergence" ]

1: When two people sharing a double ended dildo slide all the way on and meet in the middle.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam and Ben worked their way down the double ended dildo towards one another until their balls touched and their convergence was complete. 

 [ "convergence" ]

1: when people all meet in one place for something

  * e.g.,  ... the hippies converged on san francisco 

 [ "Convergence" ]

1: the coming together of two farts to create a super fart

  * e.g.,  ... When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence. 

 [ "Convergence" ]

1: When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.

  * e.g.,  ... After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep. 

 [ "Converge" ]

1: The act of bringing two penis tips together. A commonly enjoyed homosexual act, it is used to give both partners the feeling of "domination" that many crave. Many describe the experience as an explosive reaction that immediately results from the feel of another penis's tip. The explosion is a powerful wave that knocks both partners back in a sea of pleasure, leaving both exhausted and satisfied.

  * e.g.,  ... The explosive mess left by our convergence was only a sweet reminder of the mind-blowing effect that two penis heads can have on each other. Dad: What were you doing with your friend the other night? Son: Converging dad, all the guys are doing it! Dad: Haha, I know. It just reminds me of my crazy days of Penis touching, boy did I spend hours cleaning up after those nights! 

 [ "CONvergence" ]

1: A totally rockin' sci-fi/fantasy convention help in Minneapolis on the 4th of July weekend every year. The sexiest con ever.

  * e.g.,  ... I am always way sexy at CONvergence! 

 [ "converge" ]

1: A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.

  * e.g.,  ... A few examples of Converge fanboys: 

 [ "converge" ]

2: They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?" 

 [ "converge" ]

1: probably the most overrated band in metal today. loved by new-schoolers worldwide.

  * e.g.,  ... "hey man, want to go and see Converge next weekend?" "hell no brah. i'm going to Tampa to see Disembodied, Ascension, Overcast, and Bloodlet. You should come." 

 [ "converge" ]

1: A scene kid's wet dream: an overrated, artsy metalcore band who's fanbase is mainly made up of males between the ages of 19-25 who dress and behave like 13 year old females.

  * e.g.,  ... A few examples of Converge fanboys: 

 [ "converge" ]

2: They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob Bannon will let me blow him now?"