" intersecting "

 [ "the intersection" ]

1: When you're eating a girl out and you intersect your way from the pussy to the asshole without removing your tongue and then start eating the booty like groceries.

  * e.g.,  ... "I pulled The Intersection on Sally last night." "Melissa was giving me head and gave me The Intersection halfway through." 

 [ "Intersect" ]

1: The Intersect is a government super-computer. It holds all of the government secrets. The Intersect was downloaded into Chuck Bartowski's brain when CIA agent Bryce Larkin steals it, then sends it to him via email. With the Intersect in his head, Chuck can "flash" on all of the information when he sees or hears something that is recorded in the program. With the Intersect, Chuck becomes a major help for the CIA and NSA and receives a CIA handler, Sarah Walker, and a NSA handler, John Casey.

  * e.g.,  ... Chuck: "Why do I always have to wait in the car?" 

 [ "Intersect" ]

2: In the last episode of season two, Chuck downloads the Intersect 0 and is then able to flash on martial arts, foreign languages, how to properly use weapons, etc., etc.. Once Chuck has the Intersect 0, he later becomes an actual CIA agent.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah: "The Intersect has to be safe, Chuck." 

 [ "intersection" ]

1: area between nutsack and ass hole

  * e.g.,  ... nigga my intersection smells good 

 [ "Intersection" ]

1: An intersection is when two men and a woman are having sexual intercourse, and instead of spreading the woman's ass cheeks, one of the guys spread the other guy's ass cheeks.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo man, did you hear about Reoa, Herman, and Dobrusia last night? Yeah, I heard they had a proper intersection. 

 [ "intersection music" ]

1: when you're in a sick car, coming up to an intersection, you're praying for a red light so that when you stop everybody is looking at you in your car, then it's your time to play the hottest song: intersection music. getting all the attention you want at the intersection w/ a hot song

  * e.g.,  ... "this song by Young Jeezy is definitely intersection music" 

 [ "Intersectional Shakedown" ]

1: Protection racket where disadvantaged groups, whether real or perceived, sell protection from false hate accusations for concessions from others.

  * e.g.,  ... What?! They wouldn't accept you in to college because your test scores are bad? Just give them the intersectional shakedown and tweet that it was racism, sexism and homophobia. 

 [ "Intersectional Racism" ]

1: The kind of racism that Intersectional Feminists espouse while insisting it’s not racism. These people give themselves a supposed out by saying that shitting on another person simply because of their color or another arbitrary feature (such as being male, old, etc.) is okay as long as they are a member of a majority group and therefore hold “social power”. Because of that, the Intersectionalist thinks they can act with impunity from their prejudice because they have less “power” than the person they’re being racist against. Figure that one out.

  * e.g.,  ... Woman: I’m so proud. My grandfather is receiving the keys to the city in recognition of his helping the homeless here for over 30 years. 

 [ "Intersectional Feminism" ]

1: The scurry for new sources that arises when demand for oppression outstrips supply

  * e.g.,  ... "I am so oppressed!!!" 

 [ "Intersection Crossers" ]

1: Pl n.: Pompous douchebags who adhere to no traffic laws and think that the words "dont block the box" means free-for-all-clusterfuck. More commonly known as New York City Jews.

  * e.g.,  ... One day I'm going to vent my road rage by mowing down some intersection crossers. OR Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money? 

 [ "Intersectional feminist" ]

1: Lady crossing guard

  * e.g.,  ... The intersectional feminist guides the children safely across the street