" condolence "

 [ "condolence" ]

1: Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

  * e.g.,  ... After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family. 

 [ "Condolations" ]

1: Condolations: A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

  * e.g.,  ... Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole. You: Hey, condolations! Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..). You: Well, condolations. 

 [ "Condolations" ]

1: When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

  * e.g.,  ... You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone. 

 [ "condole" ]

1: Express sympathy for (someone); grieve with

  * e.g.,  ... to condole with a friend whose father has died. 

 [ "Condolence-Five" ]

1: The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

  * e.g.,  ... Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five" 

 [ "condolences window" ]

1: The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today. 

 [ "condolence boner" ]

1: The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired! 

 [ "Condolence High Five" ]

1: Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

  * e.g.,  ... Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five. 

 [ "Mean condolities" ]

1: A condition where u cannot control what u say and makes u say rude and horrible things without thinking.

  * e.g.,  ... Random: Yah it's ok it's not your fault your useless Random: what was that form?? Random: sorry it's my condition it's called mean condolities Random: oh sorry then it's alright! 

 [ "Condolations" ]

1: an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!