" compost "

 [ "compost" ]

1: Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.

  * e.g.,  ... See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost. 

 [ "compost" ]

1: to post a comment on another's facebook post.

  * e.g.,  ... Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy. 

 [ "compost" ]

1: the act of not removing the ash out of a bowl of a bong or pipe. To throw in more smoking material (tobaco marijuana) on top of the ash and continue smoking.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't bother ashing bro, compost that shyt "-willy potsmoker 

 [ "Composting" ]

1: When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him. 

 [ "Compost" ]

1: The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night. 

 [ "The Compost" ]

1: The location where both people and animals are dry-farmed.

  * e.g.,  ... Dirty Mike and the boys just took me to the compost. Boy am I loose! 

 [ "Composting" ]

1: Composting is a sexual act, originated by the Mormons, where a man places his penis inside a woman’s rectum and remains still without thrusting. Similar to “Soaking”, composting is a sexual outlet deemed acceptable for unmarried Mormon couples. Whilst composting, it is a sin for either partner to initiate frictional stimulation or orgasm. Recently, composting has been adopted by certain homosexual subcultures and loose women.

  * e.g.,  ...  Jebediah and Hannah enjoyed spending romantic time composting together prior to their wedding. Composting is first base for Sarey. She has composted half of Salt Lake City. 

 [ "Composted" ]

1: The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

  * e.g.,  ... Hears a joke… 

 [ "Washington Compost" ]

1: The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

  * e.g.,  ... As printed in the Washington Compost. 

 [ "CHAFP Compost" ]

1: A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.

  * e.g.,  ... I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!