" clinic "

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1: A sports term usually used to describe a one sided beating in basketball in which one player gives another player such a thrashing on the court, that he or she looks like they are giving the losing opponent a "clinic" in how to play basketball.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe played Tom one on one and it wasnt pretty. Joe gave Tom such a clinic, he didnt hear the end of it for weeks afterward. 

 [ "clinic" ]

1: To crush someone badly in a sport, mainly basketball.

  * e.g.,  ... " Dude, he's puttin on a clinic" 

 [ "clinic" ]

1: Weed clinic. The place you get your medi marijuana.

  * e.g.,  ... "I rolled by the clinic & came through w/ the dankest." 

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1: Used by some teenagers as a term to describe ass-kicking (can be non-physical as in winning a contest, etc).

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I ran a clinic up in there!! 

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1: a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.).

  * e.g.,  ... i went to the clinic, they said i had foot and mouth, cos that dirty ho been sucking my toes. 

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2: also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.

  * e.g.,  ... and they said i had crabs, must have been from fucking on the beach. 

 [ "clinic" ]

3: they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.

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4: NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.

 [ "clinic" ]

1:  Slang term for oral sex

  * e.g.,  ... I heard you don't even have to pay her- 

 [ "clinical" ]

1: Performing with a high degree of precision, as in when one "runs a clinic."

  * e.g.,  ... Their game is getting clinical these days! 

 [ "Clinic" ]

1: A girl who has no health insurance, and therefore in order to stay healthy has an array of specialists that she sleeps with in exchange for medical care. Named the "clinic" because she has all the doctors inside of her

  * e.g.,  ... Clinic: "I just lost my job, I think I'm going to become a clinic" Friend: "My gyno would be really open to whatever you have to offer. Here's his number." 

 [ "Clinical" ]

1: Something that is a typical example (or a 'textbook' example) of something such as a symptom of an illness (e.g. a runny nose & a high temperature) which often presented to a medical clinic is easily diagnosed. Clinical may be a synonym for 'textbook' or 'textbook case'.

  * e.g.,  ... An WOW addict quits playing because he determined it was ruining his life and a few weeks later begins heavily playing some other MMO game - That's Clinical - a clear example of (in this case) an addictive personality who needs help 

 [ "clinical" ]

1: To be depressed, as in clinical depression.

  * e.g.,  ... She is so clinical today, do you think she's okay?