" childbirths "

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

  * e.g.,  ... Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain? 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: pushing out a baby.

  * e.g.,  ... kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: 24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

  * e.g.,  ... Woman- Oh god here comes another one 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: The act of giving birth to a child

  * e.g.,  ... Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.

  * e.g.,  ... He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: Process of giving birth to humans.

  * e.g.,  ... Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

2: End product of sex.

 [ "childbirth" ]

3: Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

 [ "childbirth" ]

4: Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: Reason #1 I'm glad I'm a man

  * e.g.,  ... It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: The abominably painful process that has brought so many people into this world. If there is anything that nature screwed up, it is childbirth, probably the most painful experience imaginable, and a lot of women died during childbirth before modern medicine.

  * e.g.,  ... When I saw a video of childbirth once, I went home and apologized to my mom. 

 [ "Childbirth" ]

1:  Absoltuely intense torturing pain that our "loving" God gave to women as a result of Eve eating the forbidden apple.

  * e.g.,  ...  I didn't eat the goddamn apple, so why am I punished for it?! 

 [ "Childbirth" ]

2:  Something pro-life assholes want to force women and female teenagers who aren't ready for a child to go through as a "punishment" for having sex (cause they think an unborn fetus is more important than the woman who has to carry it). No girl should EVER be forced to though with this if she's not ready.

  * e.g.,  ...  77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant. 

 [ "Childbirth" ]

3:  The reason men are luckier than women.

  * e.g.,  ...  And men say they can take pain better than women. Let's see a man have a baby. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: A mistake.

  * e.g.,  ... I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.