" childbirth "

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

  * e.g.,  ... Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain? 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: pushing out a baby.

  * e.g.,  ... kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: 24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

  * e.g.,  ... Woman- Oh god here comes another one 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: The act of giving birth to a child

  * e.g.,  ... Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.

  * e.g.,  ... He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: Reason #1 I'm glad I'm a man

  * e.g.,  ... It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: Process of giving birth to humans.

  * e.g.,  ... Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

2: End product of sex.

 [ "childbirth" ]

3: Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

 [ "childbirth" ]

4: Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: The abominably painful process that has brought so many people into this world. If there is anything that nature screwed up, it is childbirth, probably the most painful experience imaginable, and a lot of women died during childbirth before modern medicine.

  * e.g.,  ... When I saw a video of childbirth once, I went home and apologized to my mom.  

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: A mistake.

  * e.g.,  ... I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen. 

 [ "childbirth" ]

1: The bit that comes before the afterbirth that even less mothers eat

  * e.g.,  ... I'm really looking forward to eating my placenta. Now just gotta get the lump in front of it out of the way.