" causalities "

 [ "causality" ]

1: Noun (physics terminology): the natural sequential relation between any cause and its subsequent effect in the known universe, in which any effect is invariably preceded by the cause of that effect, and never the reverse.

  * e.g.,  ... "Newton's Third Law of Motion is essentially a confirmation of the principle of causality." 

 [ "Causality" ]

1: A legend in Counter-Strike: Source, known for beating the odds while in a 12 on 12 tournament. He was the last one left against 11 enemies, and he ended up finishing them all off by himself with a Glock Pistol.

  * e.g.,  ... Causality is a god in Counter-Strike: Source, and if you see him, RUN! 

 [ "causalize" ]

1: to make causal

  * e.g.,  ... The system is currently non causal causalize it to make it causal. 

 [ "Causally Disconnected" ]

1: Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never. 

 [ "causal sex" ]

1: sexual encounter resulting in pregnancy.

  * e.g.,  ... Casual sex becomes causal sex when when you reverse the s and u, or omit the c-o-n-d-o-m. 

 [ "Park causal" ]

1: Casual of Filth. A man who is too casual.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy: Look at that entire side of the room. Filled with only park casuals. Tom: what’s a park casual. Jimmy: you do not need to know park causal. 

 [ "causal sex" ]

1: Sex with NO strings attached. (: You know the good kind of sex...

  * e.g.,  ... "so, i called sally over man, Im gunna get some puss." 

 [ "temporal causality poop" ]

1: The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days! 

 [ "Birth Control Causality " ]

1: A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

  * e.g.,  ... Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up. 

 [ "Birth Control Causality " ]

2: A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

 [ "Birth Control Causality " ]

3: Poor things.

 [ "causal will" ]

1: Causal will is the ability to make choices that are predetermined by external forces or internal compulsions. Everything has a cause, so everything, including our choice and will, is causal.

  * e.g.,  ... Although we lack free will, we do have causal will.