" cattleman "

 [ "texas cattleman" ]

1: This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves man's four best friends (except the dog of course): ) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. ) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. ) Your favorite beer... and ) Head

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, my girl was givin' me head the other day and I thought to myself, you know what this is missing? Steak and cervezas my friend... the Texas Cattleman." 

 [ "texas cattleman" ]

2: The way it works is like this:

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?" 

 [ "texas cattleman" ]

3: You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time." 

 [ "texas cattleman" ]

4: This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?

 [ "texas cattleman" ]

5: In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.

 [ "texas cattleman" ]

6: Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)

 [ " texas cattleman" ]

1: This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves man's four best friends (except the dog of course): ) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. ) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. ) Your favorite beer... and ) Head

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, my girl was givin' me head the other day and I thought to myself, you know what this is missing? Steak and cervezas my friend... the Texas Cattleman." 

 [ " texas cattleman" ]

2: The way it works is like this:

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?" 

 [ " texas cattleman" ]

3: You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time." 

 [ " texas cattleman" ]

4: This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?

 [ " texas cattleman" ]

5: In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.

 [ " texas cattleman" ]

6: Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)