" canopy "

 [ "canopy" ]

1: The act of positioning your pubic hair so that it sticks out the top of your pants or shorts like the top of a tree

  * e.g.,  ... Bill impressed all the ladies as he walked around school with a nice bushy canopy sticking out or his pants 

 [ "canopy" ]

2: ie canopy

 [ "canopy" ]

1: a slut who sucks money out of guys dicks. a miracle worker who produces dollar bills from a mans penis, although she is not a prostitute, she is a self professed "student". one who sucks money from dicks and causes men to suffer.

  * e.g.,  ... example: my hubby got a canopy maneuver. she made money fly out of his penis, and i cant seem to make that work. i think canopy broke it, or made it broke, see definition of bankrupt cock. 

 [ "Canopy" ]

1: A place Melbournians go on a Friday night to have their ears fucked by the filthiest sounds in Melbourne.

  * e.g.,  ... Is canopy open yet? 

 [ "Canopy Flashfuck" ]

1: The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex" 

 [ "triple canopy" ]

1: Term referring to a soldier in the U.S. Army who wears the Special Forces, Ranger, and Airborne tabs on their left shoulder.

  * e.g.,  ... Only the biggest studs in the army bear the triple canopy. 

 [ "canopy ass" ]

1: Canopy ass happens when your ass hair grows so long that it locks together causing you to not be able to take a shit

  * e.g.,  ... That girl has such a bad case of canopy ass that she needs to shave her ass with a weed wacker to clear it up. 

 [ "dick canopy" ]

1:  A slang term referring to an enlarged foreskin that can be used to protect things from the sun.

  * e.g.,  ...  Jill: "Did you see the dick canopy on that guy?" 

 [ "dick canopy" ]

2:  An alternate name for a banana hammock (literally a canopy for the dick), or any covering for the penis.

  * e.g.,  ...  Jane: "Yeah it could fix the hole in the ozone layer." 

 [ "dick canopy" ]

3:  A derogatory term for someone who sucks so much dick that they act like a canopy, when this person finally comes back up for air the penis has a tan line.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Eww, that guys dick canopy makes his junk look like a fruit bowl." 

 [ "heavenly canopy" ]

1: sky.

  * e.g.,  ... The heavenly canopy has now turned clear after a spate of cold weather for so many days. 

 [ "cock canopy" ]

1: A fat stomach that overhangs your genitals.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill hasn't seen his balls in years as the view is blocked by his cock canopy. 

 [ "carseat canopy" ]

1: When a girl is giving you head in the car while driving and right before you climax you pull her shirt over her head to force her to swallow your load.

  * e.g.,  ... Becky didn’t appreciate the carseat canopy that I gave her in the back of her family’s van.