" bundling "

 [ "bundling" ]

1: Historically an old English/Pennsylvania Dutch term for courting in the 19th century where the boy and the girl would sleep over at the parents home in the same bed supposedly without having sex (good luck with that). This was to encourage the boy to stay and marry their daughter. A more contemporary scenario would be the acceptance by the girl's parents that their daughter is sleeping with her boyfriend in the parents home with the hope that the boy will stick around and make an honest woman of her.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob and Jan have committed to bundling even though their parents haven't fully accepted the idea yet. Jan's Dad says, "Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free." But by accepting bundling Jan's Dad knows Jan is safe and who she is with. Bob's mom will make them have separate bedrooms. While not exactly bundling, Jan can sleep over at Bob's mom's house. 

 [ "bundling" ]

1: A procedure where a couple spend the night together, fully clothed, and engage in heavy petting. Common amongst the lower classes of 19th century Britain, the term still survives, alongside the practise in some rural areas, typically in the north. It has come to mean a synonym for dry sex in some parts.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh, she was off bundling last night" 

 [ "bundled" ]

1: In Hockey to hit someone so hard that their brains turn to mush and need to be assisted off the ice.

  * e.g.,  ... Geoff just got bundled! He left urine and blood all over the ice! 

 [ "bundle" ]

1: 10 bags of heroin

  * e.g.,  ... bag = a small bag the size of your pinky nail or smaller for 10-25$ 

 [ "the bundling" ]

1: An ominous-sounding term for any paranoid delusion or undefined menacing conspiracy that touches our lives in unseen ways. Invented by local crazy person David Thompson of Charlotte, NC at a city council meeting in a video widely circulated on the Internet, wherein he also coined the term "rogue helicopter pilot".

  * e.g.,  ...  The last Illuminati meeting was held in George Bush Sr.'s basement and the main topic was The Bundling. 

 [ "bundles" ]

1: a number of small heroin baggies rubber banded together for sale.

  * e.g.,  ... I was going to kick today, but my boy came back from spanish harlem with a couple bundles and we shot up all day. 

 [ "bundleful" ]

1:  excellent; great; marvelous; pertaining to a bundle or the subject of bundles.

  * e.g.,  ... Today's training was bundleful; I had a bundleful day! 

 [ "bundleful" ]

2:  wonderful

 [ "bundle" ]

1: 10 bags of heroin. 5 bundles are in a brick. Bundles are sold anywhere from $70 to $80.

  * e.g.,  ... Person:"Yo, you got any dope, man?" 

 [ "Bundle" ]

1: An amount of heroin or fentanyl equivalent to ten individual wax bags rubber banded together, or "bundled". also known as "honey buns" or "bunnies"

  * e.g.,  ... Dope man: "I do big things homy. I don't sling anything less than a bundle." Fiend: "I'm dope sick bro, a bundle would get me right." 

 [ "Bundled" ]

1: Adding 2 or more unwanted items together with a requested item for the sole purpose of increasing the perceived value of the total package or items.

  * e.g.,  ... I asked my co-worker if I could borrow his copy of Star Trek the Wrath Of Kahn on DVD. Not only did he loan me the movie, he also added in The Duke Of Hazzard season 2 and 3 on DVD, Kevin Costner's Waterworld on laserdisc, and five episodes of Saved By The Bell on VHS! .....he bundled me!