" quicken "

 [ "The Quickening" ]

1: An ephemeral thing that only happens in the dark like catching lightning in a jar.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim was obsessed with The Quickening. 

 [ "Quickening" ]

1: The practice of inviting several potential sexual partners to the same place and allowing them to compete for your attention until all are eliminated and one or more are left victorious.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe held a quickening at the bar where he worked at least once a week. 

 [ "Quicken Loans Cattle Handle" ]

1: When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

  * e.g.,  ... Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head. I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.