" bumpkins "

 [ "bumpkins" ]

1: deficating while recieving felatio

  * e.g.,  ... oh damn she gave me a blumpkin 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

  * e.g.,  ... That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

2: Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.

 [ "bumpkin" ]

3: Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

  * e.g.,  ... Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig. 

 [ "bumpkinism" ]

1: Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

  * e.g.,  ... Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown. 

 [ "Bumpkin" ]

1: The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.

  * e.g.,  ... Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.

  * e.g.,  ... Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

1: The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party. 

 [ "bumpkin" ]

2: Similar to a country bumpkin

 [ "Bumpkin" ]

1: A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.

  * e.g.,  ... Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.