" boner "

 [ "boner" ]

1: A boner is a long, pointy joystick that guys can get while feeling aroused.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim saw Kayla’s boobs , *ding*! That’s right,,,, he has a boner 

 [ "boner" ]

1: Something you get in class. Fucking annoying.

  * e.g.,  ... I was working on an essay in English III and got a boner! GOD DAMMIT! Now I have to non-chalantly flip it up between my pants and stomach! GOD DAMMIT SOMEONE SAW ME! 

 [ "boner" ]

2: Fixed by going to bathroom and wanking off, or flipping around between the pants and stomach.

 [ "boner" ]

1: when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.

  * e.g.,  ... *coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!! 

 [ "boner" ]

1: Another name for erection

  * e.g.,  ... I was sitting in social studies doing my work then my crush Ashley got up and bent over the desk in front of me. I sat there staring at her ass and didn't realize I had a big boner. She sat back down and looked at me and smiled then turned around. I looked down at my boner and bit my lip. Thank goodness I was in the back of the class. I unzipped my zipper and took my boner out. I looked to see if there was anyone looking and slowly started jacking off. I moaned softly and the teacher stared at me for a moment then looked down. I went back to jacking off but then my hand gir tired. I rubbed it with the desk and bit my lip. I had so many waves of pleasure go thru me then I came under the desk with a loud moan and everyone stared at me. 

 [ "boner" ]

1: Another word for erection

  * e.g.,  ... I sat in class bored 

 [ "boner" ]

1: a special kind of bone that only appears on special occasions, and only special ladies can make it appear.

  * e.g.,  ... Jay's boner recognizes Annie before his brain does. 

 [ "boner" ]

1: an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

  * e.g.,  ... that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole 

 [ "boner" ]

1: When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.

  * e.g.,  ... The boy got a boner from watching porn 

 [ "boner" ]

1: when captain winkie stands at attention

  * e.g.,  ... "dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked" 

 [ "boner" ]

1: 1) When the male genetalia, fills with blood and becomes errect. This can last anywhere from two minutes to two days, depending on performance and any drugs inherent in the host.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) ex.... Dude, I saw this smoking girl at the mall yesterday and I popped a huge "boner" in front of my parents. 

 [ "boner" ]

2: 2) A person that is excessively lazy, not wanting to ever do anything or take responsibility for actions.

  * e.g.,  ... 2)