" bloodletting "

 [ "Bloodletting" ]

1:  The YUMMY act of draining blood either by wrist, neck, or other veiny part of the body. Any sharp blade will open you up nicely. Also a helpful medical tip from the Dark Ages!

  * e.g.,  ... "OOOooOoOo!! Go get a bucket and some bloodletting knives!" 

 [ "Bloodletting" ]

2:  The ancient Medieval art of draining all of the bad blood from the body and regenerating new better blood!

 [ "bloodlet" ]

1: v. the act of drinking another's blood

  * e.g.,  ... would you bloodlet with me? 

 [ "Penile Bloodletting" ]

1: Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.

  * e.g.,  ... Atef - "ENGAGE THE PENILE BLOODLETTING" 

 [ "Bloodletting" ]

1: Keeping schools open at the height of a pandemic.

  * e.g.,  ... We have decided that the only way forward is to keep schools open to maximize the loss of life! Fucking Awesome, this is going to be a bloodletting.