" butchery "

 [ "butcherie" ]

1: To butcherie is to live life to the fullest. To wake up late, to skateboard, to fuck.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m feeling good today, no, I’m feeling better than that, I’m feeling BUTCHERIE 

 [ "Bollock Butchery" ]

1: This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.

  * e.g.,  ... Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss. Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air. Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.