" bead "

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1: An object you are fascinated by and/or a flashy object.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex.1 "Hey Andi, I like yo beads" 

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1: to orgasm / cum...mang

  * e.g.,  ... Bethany! I am about to BEAD!!!!! 

 [ "bead" ]

1: noun.

  * e.g.,  ... a) "Them hoes last night were fuckin' bead, homie." 

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2: bead can be applied in two ways - as part of a sentence or by itself.

  * e.g.,  ... b) "Sorry dude, my computer keeps crashing - its totally beadorse." 

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3:  AS PART OF A SENTANCE

  * e.g.,  ... a) 

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4: a) When used as a part of a sentance, bead is used to describe something that is extremely positive.

  * e.g.,  ... (i) "What's up?" ... ("bead") 

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5: b) By adding the suffix "orse", the positivity of bead can be reversed to describe something that SHOULD be positive, but is in fact negative.

  * e.g.,  ... (ii) "I agree, sort of" ... ("bead...") 

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6:  USED BY ITSELF

  * e.g.,  ... (iii) "I'm drunk" ... ("bead:-F") 

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7: "bead" used by itself can mean a number of things, however the intended meaning can be understood by acknowledging both the context of the conversation and the degree of positivity that is being shown.

  * e.g.,  ... (iv) "I'm impressed" ... ("bead:-o") 

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8: bead used by itself can mean the following - listed in order of positivity shown:

  * e.g.,  ... (v) "I agree." ... ("bead!") 

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9: (i) "What's up?"

  * e.g.,  ... (vi) "We are mint" ... ("bead(H)") 

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10: (ii) "I agree, sort of"

  * e.g.,  ... (vii) "I agree strongly." ... ("BEAD!") 

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11: (iii) "I'm drunk"

  * e.g.,  ... (viii) "How the fuck is it goin, homie?" ... ("BEEEEEAAAAD") 

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12: (iv) "I'm impressed"

  * e.g.,  ... (ix) "lol!" ... ("behehehead:-D") 

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13: (v) "I agree."

  * e.g.,  ... (x) "I love bead" ... ("BEEEEADOSIALIALSSLIHAEHADJASFSLFPSFPAEDSKDSHDAD:@:DOD:OSD:OD:DOD:D") 

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14: (vi) "We are mint"

  * e.g.,  ... b) *Screaming at top of lungs, face about to explode with excitement and taking 10 minutes to finish saying the word* "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!" means "I love bead" 

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15: (vii) "I agree strongly."

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16: (viii)"How the fuck is it goin, homie?"

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17: (ix) "LOL!"

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18: (x) "I love bead"

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19: The level of positivity can be shown in two ways:

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20: a) When written, the use of capital letters, letter extentions, smiley faces and possibly random letters thrown in, indicates how positively the person feels with regards to the topic.

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21: b) When spoken - shouting, hyper body language and an extended period of time taken to say the word, are all indicators of how positive the user feels about the topic.

 [ "bead" ]

1: nasty hair

  * e.g.,  ... you got a bead on yo' head 

 [ "bead-a-bead" ]

1: Nappy ass hair.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn Pam the back of your head is horrendous! You got some bead-a-bead's! 

 [ "Bead on" ]

1: Chronic sweating for no apparent reason - the beads roll down one's forhead like a waterfall. Discolouration of the armpit area on the shirt is a common occurence.

  * e.g.,  ... Ash: Mate, you got a bead on? 

 [ "beading" ]

1: the emmission of a small drop of pre-semen at the tip of ones bell during the early stages of arousal.

  * e.g.,  ... "when margaret entered the drawing room in that fetching blouse, i couldn't help beading" 

 [ "Bead" ]

1: Bead: Synonym of cool, tight, good, sweet, rad, awesome. Can be used in conversation as "bead", "beadin", "beady", or even "beadalicious" The antonym is "anti-bead"

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: "Damn, this weed is beadin" Example 2: "Harry Potter is BEAD" 

 [ "Bead" ]

1: Anyone who really pisses you off, or is just stupid in general

  * e.g.,  ... (After Johnny spills his drink all over your lap) 

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2: Also, anyone who smells like ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny, you're such a fuckin' bead! 

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3: Anal Bead

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4: anal beading

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5: Anal Beads

 [ "Beads" ]

1: Refers directly to the beadiness of the eyes. especially beady mother fuckers and/or squinty-eyed dowies. spreads negativity and depression.

  * e.g.,  ... "That boy James Dawson is the beadiest mother fucker i have ever seen." or "suck on my beads like you're milking sue dawson, mrrrowwww."