" ashen "

 [ "ashen" ]

1: The greatest single metal band from Middletown, Rhode Island.

  * e.g.,  ... The ASHEN show last night was fucking sick nigga! or, ASHEN's undefeated! 

 [ "Ashens" ]

1: The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand. He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE. He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing. He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.

  * e.g.,  ... Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?" Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it" Garitt: "W-...what?" Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit" 

 [ "Ashen" ]

1: A Sri Lankan name for an intelligent boy. Usually polite but can be one of the sassiest people on earth. Needs to stop buying facial products. You won’t regret meeting an ashen.

  * e.g.,  ... Ashen is very handsome. 

 [ "Ashens" ]

1: The most British man on the internet who has been reviewing tat on an old brown sofa since 200 Should be run out of England any time now for not liking tea.

  * e.g.,  ... That couch I saw at Ikea looks almost like the one used by Ashens on YouTube! 

 [ "Ashen" ]

1: Sup0r S3xy B34st.

  * e.g.,  ... That dude over there is totally Ashen! 

 [ "Ashen" ]

2: An utterly super cool man.

 [ "Ashen" ]

1: The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion.

  * e.g.,  ... Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive Care. 

 [ "Ashen" ]

1: Ashen is the type of guy who can do ANYTHING if he puts his mind into it. Likes to have things under control. The " dad friend " in his friend group.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn that guy looks so fine, he must be an Ashen 

 [ "Ashen Nawagamuwage" ]

1: Ashen waterson niggambo definition: this is a person who eat kfc and likes to drink Kool-Aid and loves to hang out with niggardly people, this person is very nice and cool and hates gays he said the following once "F**k french and Ni**ers"

  * e.g.,  ... ashen Nawagamuwage is gay 

 [ "Ashen Nawagamuwage" ]

2: this following statement made him a picture in the Australian government allowing him to achieve his leadership skills such as bringing back slavery in America and Australia. he has also made an impact on diddys career of SA by paying for his bail and he helped fight kids with cancer... with a bat. he has also took away the rights for women to speak or move and he has brought nazi ways back, stating "We be smoking these jews" ashen has been locked up for 20 years for criminal behaviour such as prostitutions, shootings, stabbings, cheating on a math test and getting caught with adam hana, saying the ni**a word, and multiple racist attempts.

 [ "Ashen 420" ]

1: Is a dingle berry

  * e.g.,  ... he loves dingle berry and is Ashen 420 

 [ "Ashen" ]

1: A great minecraft gamer, coder and logical thinker destined for greatness and prosperity.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that Ashen his skills were beyond human capabilities.