" blanched "

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1:  to be completly high or stoned

  * e.g.,  ... Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later" 

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2: blanched is a cool way to say it

  * e.g.,  ... Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind" 

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1: To be taken advantage of by your brother-in-law after having a mental breakdown

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I totally blanched my sister-in-law when my wife was out of town. 

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1: To scald in order to loosen the skin. cooking term used here to describe a fragile emotional state.

  * e.g.,  ... Honestly, I'm blanched. I simply cannot handle another thing. 

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1: to rectally insert drugs as to increase the potency of the chemical or as an alternative to other methods. Yes, people really do this.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, blanching those pills got me so much higher than when I swallowed them the other day. 

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1: Sweet, caring and funny girl that loves being around people. can make people laugh at their darkest days, they will always cheer people up . They are beautiful and often called beauty Goddesses. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. . Can make lots of friends. A fantastic friend who can make everyone smile.

  * e.g.,  ... She's so Blanche. What a Blanche! Should be more Blanche's in the world. 

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1: blanche is crazy(in a good way) funny always finds away to make me laugh. she is practically my sister and is my best friend in he whole world

  * e.g.,  ... blanche is so awesome 

 [ "Blanched" ]

1: To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.

  * e.g.,  ... Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors. Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night. 

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1: A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs 

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1: To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

  * e.g.,  ... Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020. 

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1: Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

  * e.g.,  ... "How was your Thanksgiving?"