" architect "

 [ "architect" ]

1: An overworked and underpaid employee - of a pretentious registered practitioner of the arts (a prat). Many years in tertiary education have left the 'architect' bitter and in debt - and unable to relate to the remainder of society.

  * e.g.,  ... I am an 'architect' - the rest of you are unimaginative scum. 

 [ "architect" ]

1: A (state licensed) diverse designer extending themselves beyond 'art' to the realm of building. Blending scientific knowledge with artistic creativity to fulfill a desire to build.

  * e.g.,  ... Thoughts are translated to built form by way of drawing. 

 [ "architect" ]

1: ark - i - tekt

  * e.g.,  ...  "You architect too much. Imagine what it's gonna be like when you're in the major." "I architected the crap out of last week!" "Sorry I couldn't come to the funeral...I was architecting..." 

 [ "architect" ]

2: verb. architect-ed, architect-ing

 [ "architect" ]

3: To sleep two hours a week, strain one's eyes, learn the various uses of tape, and spend an unnecessary amount of money.

 [ "architect" ]

1: a person who works in the design field whose job is seriously underrated and under appreciated. Though they go through more schooling then most people, they earn a fraction of the pay and usually die in debt. However, the sheer joy of knowing they made a difference in the world is enough to sustain them and make every CEO, Lawyer and Stockbroker wish they had done something better with their lives.

  * e.g.,  ... Mies Van Der Rohe was a famous architect, who died in a Penn Station bathroom and wasn't identified for three days. However, in his short life, he managed to acomplish more then any lawyer ever could.  

 [ "architect" ]

1: A person which uses huge, or intellectual vocabulary in a normal conversation such as the architect from the matrix would use.

  * e.g.,  ... Tay: wow that movie was awesome, i think it was one of the best ever 

 [ "architect" ]

1: One who assesses situation and defines goals for analysis and resolution in fresh form then provides the guidance for its implementation.

  * e.g.,  ... Accredited Architects 

 [ "architect" ]

2: In this, the architect combines survey and interpretation, art and science, documentation and management, planning and development.

  * e.g.,  ... Practising Architect 

 [ "architect" ]

3: An architect may work with buildings or anything else. Their work is usually conceived as a project and their involvement spans the breadth of that project extending beyond it to its multitude of connections. The title when used alone refers to those trained and registered to deal with the built environment. That title may be linked to any other field of endeavour to describe by association with the nature of the architectural profession, the capability of developing a similar process.

  * e.g.,  ... Members of Institutes of Architecture 

 [ "architect" ]

1: A group of arrogant SOBs that think because they can draw pretty buildings that engineers are obsolete.

  * e.g.,  ... I am an architect. I just need an engineer for their "stamp".  

 [ "architect" ]

1: Term used by Microsoft for the act of designing their own graphics and cpu chips for the new console.

  * e.g.,  ... Microsoft worked with IBM and ATI to architect the CPU and graphics chip for the next Xbox. 

 [ "Architect" ]

1: A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

  * e.g.,  ... The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds. 

 [ "Architect" ]

1: He is the most uncomfortable person among people walking on the street of bad shaped city. On the other hand, there is no difference for him between walking in the art gallery or the street one of the beautiful city.

  * e.g.,  ... The architect who could not bear to ugliness of city went mad.