" antiquity "

 [ "Antiquated" ]

1: Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd. And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me." 

 [ "antiqued" ]

1: Getting beat up with flour.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe got antiqued yesterday. 

 [ "antiquing" ]

1: The use of flour thrown in a sleeping victims face to make them appear to be a dusty old antique. Watch "Jackass" for origin.

  * e.g.,  ... That picture of Pat getting antiqued is a laugh riot!!! 

 [ "antiqueing" ]

1: The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.

  * e.g.,  ... That idiot Yawn antiqued us at the party...i want to kill him 

 [ "antiqued" ]

1: pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.

  * e.g.,  ... getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued. 

 [ "Antique" ]

1: To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

  * e.g.,  ...  Let's go antique his ass! 

 [ "antiquing" ]

1: bender's least-said word

  * e.g.,  ... is it antiquing?...boom. 

 [ "Antique" ]

1: To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.

  * e.g.,  ... Time to antique that worthless shitfuck. 

 [ "antiqueing" ]

1: Throwing flour on your roomates face while he is asleep.

  * e.g.,  ... Shultz antiqued David while he slept on the floor. 

 [ "antiquated" ]

1: Old-fashioned, outdated

  * e.g.,  ... She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.