" acrobatic "

 [ "Acrobat" ]

1: Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.

  * e.g.,  ... Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK 

 [ "acrobat" ]

1: A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

  * e.g.,  ... I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine... 

 [ "acrobat" ]

2: A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself

 [ "Acrobat" ]

1: The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...

  * e.g.,  ... But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats. 

 [ "acrobatical" ]

1: one who excels at acrobaticism

  * e.g.,  ... larry's acrobatical performance was unbelievably queer 

 [ "Acrobat" ]

1: a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.

  * e.g.,  ... 'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat' 

 [ "Acrobat" ]

1: a retard that can stretch and to flips... usually gay

  * e.g.,  ... he is a good acrobat 

 [ "Verbal acrobat" ]

1: A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!" 

 [ "Verbal acrobat" ]

2: Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

 [ "Jew Acrobatics" ]

1: Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

  * e.g.,  ... All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill. 

 [ "mental acrobatics" ]

1: the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

  * e.g.,  ... John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat. 

 [ "dough acrobat" ]

1: a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

  * e.g.,  ... The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"