" dean "

 [ "dean" ]

1: dean is the type of person to deal out math homework like no one ever has. he stands and walks as if he were superior to everyone around him, but we don't complain (because he's fucking god on earth). dean's smile lights up the darkest of rooms, and his homework always puts answers on other student's papers. dean is not only an outstanding student, but also maintains a HUGE penis to slap down any man coming his way. his balls are made of steel, and he can conquer any task given. we ALL love dean. no excuses. (he may also own a meme account).

  * e.g.,  ... "did you see dean over there?" "yeah, tell him to send the math homework" 

 [ "dean" ]

1: a cute kid, usually short in stature. he uses sarcasm way to much and cannot stay serious for more than an hour maximum. usually funny, but over the years looses their fo'shizzle as maturity starts to overcome them. has dance moves, way way to cool for the d floor and probably should not bring them out into public. even though sometimes, he can be a bit nasty with his sarcasm and shit jokes, that you dont no if there serious or not, a dean is an amazing person, who any girl would be lucky be with because dean is one of the sweetest guys you could meet and one that youd be stupid to let go off.

  * e.g.,  ... girl 1: look at that kid skating, he looks cute 

 [ "dean" ]

1: (noun or verb) Term used for someone with a Midas Touch, e.g. to be able "to make 50 cents a dollar." See also "Goobie."

  * e.g.,  ... "He won the lottery on his very first ticket? What a dean!" "He was dealt another winning hand, he's really deaning us." 'We totally got deaned." 

 [ "dean" ]

1: hood nigga

  * e.g.,  ... damn dean is a hood nigga. 

 [ "dean" ]

1: One of the best guitar manufacturers in the world. Some of their main customer/ex-customers are Dimebag Darrel and Michael Angelo Batio. They make amazing double neck and quad guitars.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: oh dude you seen the quad guitar dean designed for Michael Angelo??? 

 [ "dean" ]

1: someone who can literally do anything, he can make you fall inlove without doing anything. is a cold-hearted and introverted person but is a VERY fun person to be around when you know them. funny, he’s funny. cold as hell in text but so fun in real life. has a really pretty eyes and smile :)))

  * e.g.,  ... a dean is all i need in my life. 

 [ "dean" ]

1: A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people." 

 [ "dean" ]

1: Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.

  * e.g.,  ... Get your dean out of my face! 

 [ "dean" ]

2: Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.

  * e.g.,  ... If you do that again i'll dean you. 

 [ "dean" ]

3: Adjective: dean; dean-like.

  * e.g.,  ... You're so dean. 

 [ "dean" ]

4: Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer

 [ "dean" ]

1: to dean is to be

  * e.g.,  ... 1) aaron: wow look at that guy he is such dean 

 [ "dean" ]

2: 1: a martial arts god

  * e.g.,  ... steve: yeah he is pretty godly with his fighting 

 [ "dean" ]

3: 2: vicious towards annoying people

  * e.g.,  ... 2) (aaron walks into a dean purposely) 

 [ "dean" ]

4: 3: known for hurting people and being friends with the unticus.

  * e.g.,  ... aaron: sorry i didn't see you there.... 

 [ "dean" ]

1: the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe

  * e.g.,  ... i pray to dean every night