" zonk "

 [ "zonk" ]

1: Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk. 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: (military): An unofficial military command of scatter.

  * e.g.,  ... (shouted) ZONK!!! 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

  * e.g.,  ... Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game. 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

  * e.g.,  ... man, that was a sick zonk! 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

  * e.g.,  ... i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

  * e.g.,  ... Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK." 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

 [ "zonk" ]

1: to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

  * e.g.,  ... Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards. 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: artist

  * e.g.,  ... train lines 

 [ "zonk" ]

1: To Zonk, is to move quickly, similar to zoom.

  * e.g.,  ... "Cmon hurry up" 

 [ "zonk" ]

2: The derivative of Zonked and Zonking.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm trying, i'm trying"