" zits "

 [ "zits" ]

1: a) lil titties

  * e.g.,  ... Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits 

 [ "zits" ]

2: b) tits in German

 [ "zit-zit" ]

1: Function: noun

  * e.g.,  ... Whoa, Connie! You've got a zit-zit on your nose, so you'll be called a zit-zit. 

 [ "zit-zit" ]

2: 1: Two pimples that combine to become one large-ass pimple.

 [ "zit-zit" ]

3: 2: An insult referring to a person's two pimples, which have combined to become one large-ass pimple.

 [ "zit" ]

1: A skin condition that results from having dirt or oil clogging a sweat gland or epidermal pore. These highly irritating, and unsightly formations include many types:

  * e.g.,  ... That zit on her face is disgusting. 

 [ "zit" ]

2:  White Heads: These result when large amounts of puss build up under the surface of the skin. These are the most common type, and are the most satisfying to pop, as long as you're careful where you're aiming. These are easy to remedy, but most solutions are only temporary.

 [ "zit" ]

3:  Black Heads: Deeply inground dirt can also clog the skin; however, unlike surface blemishes, these fester more deeply than their lighter colored cousins. They also may produce puss in addition. They are much more painful (and therefore much less fun) to pop. But, once popped, this variety will not return.

 [ "zit" ]

4:  Ingrown Hairs: These are caused by scaredy-cat ostrich type hairs that don't like the surface, and bury their heads in the ... skin. When mashed, as other types, the hair no longer has a place to bury its head, and has to face the world ... head on.

 [ "zit" ]

5:  Scar tissue: These are former, washed-up, "used-to-be" puss-geysers that have been dealt with improperly too many times before. THESE HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR HAS-BEENS WILL NEVER GO AWAY!

 [ "Zit" ]

1: A word used by college frat-boys meaning girl or chick. Usually used when around friends because it can be seen as derogatory, even though it isn't.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey dude, see that zit over there? 

 [ "zit" ]

1: an evil red zombie that takes over your face.

  * e.g.,  ... AHHH!!! I have a zit!! 

 [ "zit" ]

1: A large pimple.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a damn zit right on the tip of my nose! 

 [ "zit" ]

2: zit

 [ "Zits" ]

1: The best comic there is. Better than Foxtrot. Jeremy is the embodiment of modern adolescence.

  * e.g.,  ... You can read Zits in your local newspaper. 

 [ "Zits" ]

1: Plural of the word zit.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave him some facial cream to reduce his zits. 

 [ "Zits" ]

2: A temporary blemish on the skin, usually caused by dirt and oil. They are filled with pus, and look like ugly bumps.

  * e.g.,  ... Her zits were very embarssing and hard to cover up with makeup. 

 [ "zit" ]

1: little yellow shit balls that rise from 'neath your face.

  * e.g.,  ... worst pus ever.... 

 [ "Zitted" ]

1: Adj. Form of Zit. To have many zits.

  * e.g.,  ... God, have you seen Cherry's face? It's so zitted.