" yardsticks "

 [ "Yardstick" ]

1: A One Hundred Dollar Bill

  * e.g.,  ... “How much is that sack gonna run me?” “Throw me a yardstick” 

 [ "yardstick" ]

1: a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

  * e.g.,  ... holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth" 

 [ "yardstick" ]

1:  A real pain in the ass.

  * e.g.,  ...  Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!" 

 [ "yardstick" ]

2:  An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

  * e.g.,  ... John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...." Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess." 

 [ "yardstick" ]

1: A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

  * e.g.,  ... He used a yardstick to measure things. 

 [ "yardstick" ]

1: used to decribe malboro 100s

  * e.g.,  ... wanna yardstick? they're all i got. 

 [ "Yardstick" ]

1: Just a funny word to randomly call people.

  * e.g.,  ... You yardstick! 

 [ "yardstick" ]

1: A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.

  * e.g.,  ... Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard. 

 [ "yardstick" ]

1: A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"

  * e.g.,  ... Mooganns has a big YARDSTICK 

 [ "Bubblegum yardstick" ]

1: artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

  * e.g.,  ... Mary: Man im bored Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =