" criterion "

 [ "criterion" ]

1: There are two meanings for 'criterion'.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Oh my GOSH! You just ate a criterion! 

 [ "criterion" ]

2:  A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot. 

 [ "criterion" ]

3:  A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.

 [ "Criterion" ]

1: adjective used to describe something completely awesome; greatest of the great.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom, you've outdone yourself this Thanksgiving. That meal was totally Criterion. 

 [ "Criterion" ]

2: A nerd reference to The Criterion Collection, a company founded in 1984 that distributes "authoritative" consumer versions of important classic and contemporary films by many of the world's most important directors.

  * e.g.,  ... Believe me, Sarah is a Criterion lay. 

 [ "The Mayfair Criterion" ]

1: The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life: If funny = Do

  * e.g.,  ... The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do 

 [ "Criterion Grill" ]

1: Criterion Grill: A term used to describe a sexual maneouvre where a man is 'grilled' between 2 girls. 'Grilling' involves Girl A rubbing herself upon the man's face, while Girl B takes the 'cowgirl' position...

  * e.g.,  ... Aww man, FRAN and Suzie gave me the full Criterion Grill last night, it was bitchin' 

 [ "Criterion Grill" ]

2: The term originated amongst students in Picadilly, after the fabled antics of the head waiter at the Criterion Grill in Picadilly.

 [ "Criterion Grill" ]

3: The question 'have you eaten at the Criterion Grill in Piccadilly?' is a popular opening gambit to discover whether a man/woman is interested in a sexual liaison.