" woodsman "

 [ "woodsman" ]

1: (Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .

  * e.g.,  ... Ron is a well known woodsman in the porn industry. 

 [ "Woodsman" ]

1: A person who only smokes backwoods.

  * e.g.,  ... "Is that a backwood?" 

 [ "Woodsman" ]

1: Someone possessing numerous strong qualities in parallel with nature. This makes them extremely attractive yet, one is unable to ruin the untouched natured of the person through dating, relationships ect.

  * e.g.,  ... James is such a woodsman, he can fend off a bear while knitting a pair of socks from organic wool and whittling a heart from a stump. 

 [ "Cheeky Woodsman" ]

1: A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim" 

 [ "Dark Woodsman" ]

1: A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

  * e.g.,  ... "Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!" 

 [ "Paperless Woodsman" ]

1: Aka - Classy Woodsman The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

  * e.g.,  ... While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business. 

 [ "Woodsman Disorder" ]

1: A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

  * e.g.,  ... “We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.” 

 [ "urban woodsman" ]

1:  A home-challenged person. A displaced being that lives on the city streets.

  * e.g.,  ... Many larger cities have an urban woodsman on every street corner begging for change. 

 [ "Washington Woodsman" ]

1: When a man takes a girl to the woods then asks for her cell phone and then tells her im going to put it in your ass or your walking home.

  * e.g.,  ... I told my ex-girfreind that we were going camping and gave her the Washington Woodsman. 

 [ "Hungarian Woodsman" ]

1: When you are clean shaven and eat someones ass out so good it looks like you have a full beard.

  * e.g.,  ... I was eating Jessica's ass and came up with a Hungarian woodsman.