" wharf "

 [ "wharf" ]

1: Wharf, by all means, is an all-encapsulating term for repulsive, sickening, ghastly, filthy, sordid, and revolting. The epitome of disgusting in every way, shape, and form that one being or thing could ever possibly be. To be wharf is to be unfathomably ugly or incomprehensibly disgusting. The state of wharf can manifest itself in the face of an ugly (or fugly) or extremely mutated face. Wharf} can also be used to describe a heinous existence such as the life of a serial cannibal.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh dear God, look at that creature at the end of the bar. Is that a girl or a boy? Is that thing even human? I can't believe how wharf she/it is!"  

 [ "wharf" ]

1: verb. To vomit like a walrus.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, where's Simon?" 

 [ "wharf" ]

1: Another way to spell whorf. Midget whores or midgets in porno. A shortening of the combination "whore-dwarf."

  * e.g.,  ... Ya know who has it the worst? The whore dwarfs--wharfs! 

 [ "wharfing" ]

1: The 2021 term used to identify the new trend of women going braless in public with absolutely no fucks to give about what others think about it. The term was derived from the bachelorette of all bachelorette parties in Newport, RI.

  * e.g.,  ... “To hell with that bra, I’m wharfing it!” “If you’re wharfing, I’m wharfing too.” 

 [ "Wharf" ]

1: Another term that means to regurgitate or vomit. Often used in the old cartoon "Ren and Stimpy"

  * e.g.,  ... I'm about to wharf! 

 [ "Wharf" ]

1: a public sex partner

  * e.g.,  ... she is a wharf, everyone ported on her before, don't you know? 

 [ "Wharf " ]

1: The Status of an existing being or object in the grodiest, nastiest most dangerous possible form. there are two forms of everything, regular, and wharf. The Wharf form of something often causes extreme fear, disgust, and pitty.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: eww what is that mangy looking thing? 

 [ "Purdy's Wharf" ]

1: A distant cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, the Purdy's Wharf is accomplished by having anal sex with a fat chick, then peeing on her bed while she is in the bathroom "cleaning up".

  * e.g.,  ... You should have seen this nasty bitch dawg! You better believe I gave her a Purdy's Wharf! 

 [ "Wharf Rat" ]

1: The Wharf Rats are a sub-group of Deadheads who are drug and alcohol free. Predominantly recovering alcoholics and or drug abusers. From the Jerry Garcia/Robert Hunter song "Wharf Rat" about a down and out wino hanging around the docks of San Francisco.

  * e.g.,  ... You can find the Wharf Rats congregating where the yellow balloons are during intermission. 

 [ "long wharf" ]

1: Area in New Haven CT that Gay Men often frequent for romantic encounters. Encounters are often initiated by the flashing of car cigarette lighters.

  * e.g.,  ... Gary went to Long Wharf tonight looking for a romantic encounter with a random patron of the area. Gary was hoping to find a nice Twink to spend the evening with.