" well-oiled "

 [ "Well-Oiled" ]

1: Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).

  * e.g.,  ... Let's go out and get well-oiled. 

 [ "Well-Oiled" ]

2: Meaning heavily drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what? 

 [ "Well-Oiled" ]

3: Less common but the same as pissed.

  * e.g.,  ... I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up. 

 [ "well oiled" ]

1: well·oiled (adj)

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Another for The Pack? That team is well oiled! 

 [ "well oiled" ]

2: 1) as of the colloquial metaphor "a well oiled machine"

  * e.g.,  ... 2) KY? You've got me well oiled already... 

 [ "well oiled" ]

3: 2) as an indication of sexual arousal or readiness (chiefly female)

  * e.g.,  ... 3) Six Long Island's later, I was well oiled. 

 [ "well oiled" ]

4: 3) as a colloquial term for intoxication

  * e.g.,  ... 4) Laying out at the cove? Be sure to get well oiled before you go. 

 [ "well oiled" ]

5: 4) as in a sufficient amount of oil or oil like substance has been applied

  * e.g.,  ... 5) Bronze Buns Babes are always well oiled! 

 [ "well oiled" ]

6: 5) the preferred state or condition of a female wrestler

 [ "The oil well" ]

1: When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil

  * e.g.,  ... Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil." 

 [ "Oil Well" ]

1: When a Saudi Prince donates money online to a western woman thus stimulating the western economy

  * e.g.,  ... Prince Abdar, of the Saudi royal family, donated recently 50,000 dollars to his favorite oil well in America 

 [ "oil well" ]

1: v. sex move: sexing a woman in the anus until you hit black gold.

  * e.g.,  ... I totally did the oil well last night until the room stank. 

 [ "Alaskan Oil Well" ]

1: Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

  * e.g.,  ... It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well. 

 [ "oklahoma oil well" ]

1: A fake sexual position told to your noisy coworkers when how your weekend went.

  * e.g.,  ... "I had a great weekend, Tai did an Oklahoma Oil Well on me after we went to dinner." 

 [ "Texas Oil Well" ]

1: The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.

  * e.g.,  ... Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well. 

 [ "tennessee oil well" ]

1: The act of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's Vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw

  * e.g.,  ... Bob enjoyed his Tennessee oil well in Tiffany 

 [ "tennessee oil well" ]

1: Is the process of which a Male has diarrhea in a women's vagina he then proceeds to drink it out perhaps with a straw

  * e.g.,  ... Bob gave Tiffany a Tennessee oil well and he enjoyed it