" wed "

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1: an arabic name for an amazing girl with a smile that brightens up the room. wed is a nice girl with no bit of bad in her blood, she seeks peace and harmony, any girl named wed is instantly a girl that you should keep forever.

  * e.g.,  ... guy #1: who is that girl? she seems cute. 

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1: A slang term for marijuana commonly used at camp st. mary's. Wed is usually "dropped" instead of smoked.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Would you like to smoke weed? 

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1: to gain 40 lbs through complacency and disinterest.

  * e.g.,  ... I wed my longtime girlfriend and I have never been happier. 

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1: Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?

  * e.g.,  ... Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home! 

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1: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.

  * e.g.,  ... Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as “the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Well you know something? I think you guys are two metals … gold medals. 

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1: Expensive drama where you have to wear uncomfortable clothing because 2 people said so

  * e.g.,  ... This wedding is boring 

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1: An event which will provoke the release of all known human bodily fluids, though not every person in attendance will release all of the fluids. Among the fluids to be released:

  * e.g.,  ... Better bring a towel - weddings result in loss of bodily fliuds! 

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2: * Tears: The mother of the bride will cry at how nice her daughter looks and how beautiful the event is;

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3: * Nasal discharge: Someone is bound to sneeze during the service;

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4: * Sweat: The groom will be sweating, as he’ll be wondering if he’s making the right choice and ponders how his life may change;

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5: * Saliva: “You may now kiss the bride …”

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6: * Urine: At one point, all guests are going to have to take a leak;

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7: * Vomit/stomach acid: Someone’s bound to have a few too many at the reception and spend much of the time driving the porcelain bus;

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8: * Semen/vaginal fluids: The couple will get their freak on for the first time as husband and wife, if not the first time ever;

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9: * Milk: If the bride gets pregnant, her ta-tas will produce milk when the baby is born;

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10: * Blood: The divorce a few years down the road will result in either physical or figurative bloodshed

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1: Funerals with cake

  * e.g.,  ... Hey you wanna go to the wedding? No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way 

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1: The instance of a £15,000/$27,000 event featuring two people taking the fisrt step toward divorce, recieving 12 toasters, dancing to lame Celine Dion songs and eating obscene amounts of cake.

  * e.g.,  ... Went to a wedding. Got drunk. 

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2: At least one embarrasing drunk is required.

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1: Typically, a $20,000-$50,000 party intended to represent a heterosexual couple's devotion to one another (see marriage). Such a party usually involves a year or more of planning and lasts only a single day.

  * e.g.,  ... You're going to stay married damnit, cause we didn't pay $40,000 on your wedding for nothing. -- A mother to her daughter 5 years after marriage.