" weaned "

 [ "wean" ]

1: Scottish (mainly West of Scotland) term for a child. Derived from wee-ane (wee-one or little-one) Similar to Bairn

  * e.g.,  ... How many weans have you got? 

 [ "Wean" ]

1: (Scottish): Brats, bairns. Wee sooky bastards. Children.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oi, wid yi git 'e wean awae fae 'e TV afore he breaks it?" 

 [ "Wean" ]

2: In the Scottish vernacular, wean is either from the words "wee ane" (meaning small one), or something to do with weaning the wee ane aff the milk.

 [ "Weaned" ]

1: When an animal or people are taken away from sucking on their moms tits.

  * e.g.,  ... that little boy was just weaned 

 [ "Weaned" ]

2: Getting off breast feeding.

 [ "Weaning" ]

1: When you're laughing and breathing very hard and you feel as though you're being detached from reality.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm weaning!!!" "Have you seen that video? I was weaning so hard." "I couldn't stop laughing. It was a weaning experience." 

 [ "weans" ]

1: someone who is a weiner. specifically, they don't really do anything productive or contributing to society. instead they lay around and do nothing. being a weans can be temporary for some, but for others, the conditions can be far worse and eventually turn into a lifestyle. however, for the most part, being a weans is an endearing term meant for lazy friends who should be made fun of on a daily basis.

  * e.g.,  ... james: so i woke up the other day around 2 and then i just played video games all day and looked at ebay. katie: wow... okay ya weans! 

 [ "weaned on a pickle" ]

1: having a sour, disagreeable, or unpleasant look on one's face

  * e.g.,  ... When someone is constantly frowning we often say he or she was weaned on a pickle because a sour pickle causes us to grimace. 

 [ "Gibby weans" ]

1: Gibby weans are children that live on Gibbs hill in Scotland, they are known to steal peoples shoes.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't find my shoes!" "Must of been the Gibby Weans." 

 [ "Weans" ]

1: This is simply beans mixed with weed. It is common among young adults and mainly consumed by people who do not actively smoke weed but want to get high.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey, how are y’all celebrating 4:20 this year? Friend: I don’t smoke bro, but I’m definitely making some Weans tonight! 

 [ "Weiner Weaning" ]

1: To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner. To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.

  * e.g.,  ... Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out? Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole. Jake: Shit, that's genius. 

 [ "wean & peen" ]

1: during intercourse at the height of a partner’s arousal, a man pulls out of the his partner’s vagina or anus, firmly grasping his erection with one hand the man use a ball-peen hammer in the other hand to aggressively peen (aka strike) his erection until he ejaculates onto his partner’s face

  * e.g.,  ... Susan was close to climax when Alec pulled out and began to wean & peen.