" warranties "

 [ "Warranty" ]

1: Time after which any type of device will stop working right.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick : 13 month after I bought it, my iPod doesn't work anymore. 

 [ "boob warranty" ]

1: the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

  * e.g.,  ... mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty. 

 [ "tailgate warranty" ]

1: When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

  * e.g.,  ... Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later . Buyer: does it have warranty? Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty. Buyer: wtf? Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate! 

 [ "Nigga warranty" ]

1: Too buy an item from a store. If that item breaks you return to the store buy the same item again and return the broken one saying that you bought it broken.

  * e.g.,  ... Johhny bought a Playstation 3 and broke it. So he went out bought the same PS3 switched the broken one to the knew one and returned it saying it was broken and got his money back all cash, and thats what you call a nigga warranty. 

 [ "voiding the warranty" ]

1: See masturbate.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in. 

 [ "warranty burn" ]

1: When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.

  * e.g.,  ... Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn. 

 [ "extended warranty" ]

1: i would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty

  * e.g.,  ... "hi i would like to speak about your car's extended warranty" 

 [ "voided warranty" ]

1: This happens when a woman loses her virginity.

  * e.g.,  ... I heard the star quarterback took the head cheerleader out on a date this weekend... They parked down at "The Point", one thing led to another, and she got a voided warranty, if'n you know what I mean. But that's nothing compared to that geeky guy in the science club -- he managed to get laid here on campus, in the storage area! He's a LEGEND! 

 [ "voided warranty" ]

2: This allusion is derived from high-end electronic products, such as hard drives and 6th-generation-and-newer video game systems, where there is usually a seal which states that the manufacturer's warranty will be void if it's damaged or removed. The damage or absence of this seal will tell whether the product has been internally tampered with.

 [ "voided warranty" ]

3: Likewise, a woman also has a seal, the hymen (which everyone usually calls the "cherry".) When a man plows through it with his meat missile, she's not a virgin any longer. The seal is broken, and her "warranty" is voided.

 [ "car warranty" ]

1: A false sense of security.

  * e.g.,  ... Customer: "...but it should be covered under warranty. The car warranty states it can be repaired at any Taicola Dealership." 

 [ "car warranty" ]

2: When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.

  * e.g.,  ... Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate." 

 [ "Anal Warranty" ]

1: You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man. In jail my anal warranty was voided.