" viewing "

 [ "viewing" ]

1: The viewing of a dead body before the funeral. Usually only used in Utah in place of the word "wake."

  * e.g.,  ... We waited in line for hours to go to President Hinckley's viewing before his funeral. 

 [ "viewing" ]

1: A substitute sex act, supposedly popular among Utah college students, where the man and woman sit in the same room staring at each other naked without making physical contact.

  * e.g.,  ... I didn't want to get kicked out of school for sexing it up, so we had a hot viewing session in her dorm piano practice room. Then I jizzed in my pants... which were on the floor. 

 [ "the View" ]

1: a gabfest on early morning TV for middle-aged and older women who are famous who talk about politics, gossip, everything but their men and the power of their dicks. Sometimes the hosts get obnoxious and argue with each other.

  * e.g.,  ... I was waiting in the doctor's office and the stupid TV had nothing on but the View. That show ain't nothing but a glorified Tupperware party for celebrity bitches. 

 [ "the view" ]

1: The view is an inspirational seeing of ones most envious desires in this world.

  * e.g.,  ... Dang girl, look at "the view." 

 [ "the view" ]

2: When you see "the view" your day immediately becomes better.

 [ "The View" ]

1: A group of Karens

  * e.g.,  ... Check out The View over there bitching about somebody having a BBQ. 

 [ "The Viewing" ]

1: The moment after defecation when one peers behind to examine the size, color, and consistency of one's own poop.

  * e.g.,  ... After taking a dump, Steven was discouraged to find that his deposit had sunk to the bottom of the toilet, depriving him of the viewing. 

 [ "the view" ]

1: A bunch of snotty, old and bitchy women arguing, bickering or discussing asinine topics.

  * e.g.,  ... Rosie O Donnel needs to shut the fuck up, and so do all the other women on The View. 

 [ "views" ]

1: An eclectic outlook on life - each separate one treasured by the owner of such.

  * e.g.,  ... "My views are many and varied, none can be particularly boxed into a stereotype" 

 [ "view" ]

1: Something so undeniably pleasing to look at (usually by many onlookers) that conventional adjectives such as "beautiful" and "aesthetic" cannot give adequate meaning to just how pleasing to look at this something is.

  * e.g.,  ... She's so view in that 2020 fashion outfit! 

 [ "The view" ]

1: Some chick with a nice ass. And/or tatas.

  * e.g.,  ... damn Mallory is a view