" verbosity "

 [ "verbose" ]

1: Verbosity is the ability, limited in the general population, to utilize words which may be archaic, lengthy, and in the English language are more often than not based in Latin. Quite often, the phrases used in such a manner are synonymous with much more succinct forms. In addition to the expansive vocabulary utilized, prose which is deemed 'verbose' will quite often feature parenthetical phrases in unusual frequency, as might be found in scientific journals or university textbooks. Though accepted in academic contexts for its ability to explain, in great detail, concepts which may seem rather complex to the average layperson, the overuse of excessive verbosity will often cause common folk, especially those who might be afflicted with the neurological disorder known as Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), to lose interest in the concepts being explained, and thus the knowledge they might gain would be lost to them. Moderation, therefore, is the key to the proper usage of verbosity. It's good for padding English essays, and there's a type of thread on 4chan that shows up every once in a while where people talk like that for the lulz.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Should you deign to learn the definition of Verbose, one needs only glance upwards, and focus one's eyes on the paragraph above. 

 [ "Verbose" ]

1: adding words that don't need to be there but still make the word or sentence grammatically correct

  * e.g.,  ... phase 1 all your base are belong to us 

 [ "Verbose" ]

1: The one language that will make your English teacher shit her pants

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: yes the homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read did do something or multiple things that the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death or not have the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death I possess, known as homework Teacher: fucking verbose 

 [ "verbose" ]

1: It means to talk about things in great detail, listing every facet of their being. Also to have the ability to speak at great lengths about nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... I speak a very verbose english language 

 [ "Verbose" ]

1: long

  * e.g.,  ... that's verbose 

 [ "Verbosity" ]

1: adj.

  * e.g.,  ... Sue talks WAY too much. Her verbosity astounds me. She's the queen of the TMI. 

 [ "Verbosity" ]

2: Verbal diarrhea. A person exhibiting verbosity does not know when to shut up.

 [ "Verbose" ]

1: You know that bitch who tries to sound smart by using big words? She probably said verbose and now you’re reading this. She is verbose. Verbose means annoying.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: You know that annoying chic that uses big words? Man 2: Yeah, she’s so verbose. 

 [ "Verbose" ]

1: A word with a meaning, such meaning being that of an excessive quantity and/or number of the vocal/textual objects often referred to as words. Often used in a manner known as humorous and common among the small but mighty group of people known as "shitposters", a combination of the words "shit" and "posters" verbose sentences are somewhat common on the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... This combination of the vocal/textual objects known as words used to form a sentence could be described using the vocal/textual object known as the word verbose. 

 [ "verbose" ]

1: beaver bose.

  * e.g.,  ... you need to be more verbose in your paper. 

 [ "terminal verbosity" ]

1: N. Talking so much or for so long it could be fatal to anyone within earshot.

  * e.g.,  ... I almost died of terminal verbosity listening to Suzie talk about her friggin cat.