" upland "

 [ "upland" ]

1: a Mexican man whore who is as much of a tool as something off a home depot commercial. He generally transports himself in a dodge Charger, AKA the douchemobile. He tends to think he is the shit and has sausage nips

  * e.g.,  ... Robert is being such an upland right now. 

 [ "upland" ]

1: A small town in Indiana. Home of the best university - Taylor University.

  * e.g.,  ... "Want to meet for lunch at Ivanhoe's? It's in Upland." 

 [ "upland" ]

2: A great place to spend 4 years of your life!

 [ "Uplander" ]

1: The GREATEST mini van ever created! Comfy, fashionable and very nice! Great invention Chevy

  * e.g.,  ... My ride is an uplander. 

 [ "Sunlit Uplands" ]

1: In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.

  * e.g.,  ... No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for. Knobends! 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

1: Where white kids bump their ghetto music at 10 a.m.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, that dumb ass got up at 10 in the morning to bump his music in Upland, CA around the school. 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

1: a historical city in so california where it can be kind of boring but has a great skatepark ,and a cool nightclub but police can be a bitch sometimes..

  * e.g.,  ... i lived in upland, ca since i was like 5 a nd still living here...weLL.. next door-RANCHO CUCAMONGA  

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

2: the hangouts here is the bowling alley, high school, downtown upland, memorial park, mustang, starbucks, in n out, montclair plaza, la fitness, oasis, and the new north upland shopping center

 [ "Uplands Boy" ]

1: Cringe Retard

  * e.g.,  ... Look over there. It's Ethan. What an Uplands Boy smh fam... 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

1:  true, a phenomenally boring city

  * e.g.,  ...  Those annoying bro hoes, Aren't they from Upland? 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

2:  a city much like most suburbia, all the houses look the same and the city's wealth follows a class system, from the streets 6 th through 25th

  * e.g.,  ...  That fat-ass white woman, the one on the cell phone drinking starbucks profusely and being rude to everyone; theres an upland woman. 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

3: 25th being excessively rich, gaudy, and moronic

  * e.g.,  ...  God, im so fucking bored, it feels like I'm in Upland, Ca. 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

4: 6th being dirt poor, and generally where the minorities live

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

5:  the Beverly hills of the Inland empire, and Sanbernardino County, unbenounced that SB and the IE are both shit-heaps full of meth labs and ethnically driven violence

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

6:  the whitest city in all of southern california, a city full of bitchy white women who drive SUV's and believe they understand anything about the world because they never leave their comfort zone of one block

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

7:  a city so boring that the cops break up every single party because they have nothing to do whatsoever

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

8:  calls itself "the city of gracious living" because it is stuck up and, literally, that pretentious

 [ "upland skatepark" ]

1: the skatepark founded oct 12 2002 which has a fullpipe modeled after the old pipeline, and a mellow flow section and some ledges and stairsd

  * e.g.,  ... upland skatepark kickass :-) 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

1:  small town in california with nothing to do. whatsoever.

  * e.g.,  ... Upland, CA is where all the faggots live. 

 [ "Upland, CA" ]

2:  small town to live in only if you like bowling and shopping centers.