" up-front "

 [ "Sit up front" ]

1: A bathroom prank similar to the Upper Decker, Dry Docker, and Riding the Horse Backwards, but logistically much easier. The idea here is to sit at the very front of the toilet seat, with your rectal opening just over the edge. This way, when you defecate, your feces falls just inside the front lip of the toilet bowl, leaving a brown streak on the side of the bowl. The fecal matter then "welds" to the side of the bowl, outside the water line, leaving a horrible stench and a difficult cleanup job. Because the toilet has not been altered in any way, people may assume that someone just "missed" and was not a deliberate act. The problem with the "Upper Decker" is that most public toilets do not have an upper tank, and in private residences access to the upper tank is often difficult because of shelving, cabinetry, wall artwork, etc. If there is nothing near the toilet to hold onto, it is also difficult to balance. The problem with the dry docker is access to the shut off valve. In public restrooms this is usually not accessible. Riding the Horse Backwards makes no sense because one would have to remove his/her pants completely in order to straddle the toilet while facing the wall. Sitting up front accomplishes the same goal, but is much easier.

  * e.g.,  ... The employee at the sandwich shop was rude to me, so I am going to use their restroom and sit up front. 

 [ "Junk Up Front" ]

1: A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view

  * e.g.,  ... “Good Junk Up Front” 

 [ "Two Passengers Up Front" ]

1: A woman with nice big boobs.

  * e.g.,  ... She has Two Passengers Up Front. 

 [ "butt up front" ]

1: Phenomena which occurs when a very fat person shoves the lower part of their stomach beneath the waist of their pants creating the appearance of an extra pair of buttocks.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, after Jenny had her baby she developed some major butt up front. 

 [ "business up front party in the back" ]

1: See mullet.

  * e.g.,  ... He tore off his Caterpillar hat, showing even more of his mullet hairstyle and cried "Yeah lady! It's business up front party in the back!" 

 [ "business up front party in the back" ]

1: Business: confident, presentable, serious

  * e.g.,  ... After winning the world championship lawnmower races, Earl shouted "Business up front party in the back!" with his dirty-greasy mullet flowing in the breeze. Meanwhile his competitors stood to the side cowering in defeat. 

 [ "business up front party in the back" ]

2: Party: At ease, hanging loose, flowing, always ready for a good time...

 [ "Front Up" ]

1: v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.

  * e.g.,  ... "I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 100 hours, eh?" 

 [ "Front up" ]

1: To act tough, or to pop out against someone.

  * e.g.,  ... He tried to front up online but backed down in person 

 [ "cash up front" ]

1: Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

  * e.g.,  ... Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front” 

 [ "cash up front" ]

1: Cash up front is when an over weight middle aged man who plays Pokémon go , ask’s for ‘money up front’ when doing lifts for locals in Tesco car park

  * e.g.,  ... Jed , can you do us a lift ? Sure (knocks twice on his scrap box) “cash up front”