" unloads "

 [ "unloader" ]

1: A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appease The fuhrer, Sam Walton.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: Shit, another truck? I hate being an unloader! 

 [ "unload" ]

1: To have an orgasm and release semen

  * e.g.,  ... keep sucking, im about to unload!! 

 [ "unload" ]

2: Also see Spurt, Cum

 [ "Unload" ]

1: To empty your sack, to explode, to empty your sperm ducts, the male orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Gaff, you've got a big smile on your face - did you unload ? 

 [ "unload" ]

1: to use every possible insult you can when verbally lashing someone until they are completely and utterly served and owned. "Unload" refers to someone "unloading" a clip on someone with a gun, releasing all possible ammo into the other person, resulting death (probably.) This is pretty much the same, except verbally.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "My girlfriend thought it would be cool to ask another guy to Prom, so I unloaded on her in front of everyone at lunch. I feel much better." 

 [ "unload" ]

1: To take a big shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I ate a bunch of pancakes & now I have to unload. 

 [ "Unloading" ]

1: Shooting a load, cumming, jizzing

  * e.g.,  ... MOCO loves unloading all over chicks' faces and titties! 

 [ "unload" ]

1: To urinate. The term is regularly used in contexts when there's no toilet in sight.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop the car. I've had too much to drink and now I have to unload.  

 [ "unload" ]

1: To sell off stolen merchandise.

  * e.g.,  ... Manny: Hey I just whacked this fucker out for about 15 grand in diamonds, do you know somewhere I can unload these? 

 [ "Unload the groceries" ]

1: Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.

  * e.g.,  ... I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries. 

 [ "Unload the groceries" ]

1: )-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm. Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

  * e.g.,  ...  I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. I'm going to go unload the groceries.