" exorcises "

 [ "exorcise" ]

1: To over-exercise in order to get an ex out of your system.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to the gym five times last week trying to exorcise Mr. X.  

 [ "Exorcising the McDemons" ]

1: To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"  

 [ "Exorcising a Mud Demon" ]

1: When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea. Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!

  * e.g.,  ... Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom? Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon. Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe! Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol. 

 [ "exorcising the brown daemons" ]

1: A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!" 

 [ "exorcising demons" ]

1: to jam any kind of musical instrument to relieve stress or get a song idea down.

  * e.g.,  ... come over tonight and bring your bass we are gonna be exorcsing demons.