" unidentified "

 [ "Unidentifiable" ]

1: When an individual (typically a female) is in a foreign location and chooses to act in a manner which disregards all surrounding people. Keeping in mind that they will not see any people around them ever again.

  * e.g.,  ... Roberto: William did shots off of that girls boobs yesterday! 

 [ "Unidentified Varmint" ]

1: a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.

  * e.g.,  ... Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch! 

 [ "unidentifiable" ]

1: Not being able to be identified by one or more persons.

  * e.g.,  ... If Max committs a crime the police and witnesses cannot describe the purpitrator due to his appearance being unidentifiable. 

 [ "unidentifiable food object" ]

1: an article of food that has been left in the refrigerator, freezer, or car so long that it is no longer identifiable as edible;also known as UFO or vintage food.

  * e.g.,  ... When I was cleaning out the fridge I found two cans of orange soda, some old turkey meat, and an unidentifiable food object from last Thanksgiving. 

 [ "unidentified drinking injury" ]

1: as the name says a injury you wake up with from the nigh before (only if you dont remeber doin it)

  * e.g.,  ... person 1 ''omg your scratched all over!'' 

 [ "Scp-457346594857938475938477-Unidentified" ]

1: S ̺̈͆̈́̏́͛̎̾͗͝h ̭̘̰̠̹̕͜e ̢̠̞͈͖̲̹͖̅̒̈͜ ͍̙̩̜͂̔̊̈́̽i ̡̛̰͉̖̙͓̥̲̏̓̍̃͗̓̕̕s̵̡͎̗̻͈̩̬̐̄͗̿̂̍̒ ̴͓͈͈͔̳̳̰̗̬̏ͅc̴̡͈͇̣̒̍͝o̵̙͝m̵̗̺͎̻̳̱̫̣̙̐̇̋͑̂͊̈́̏̈́̐i ̛̦̟̗̏̅̋̈͒̽͆͘n̴̲̮̆̉̉̐̈́̄̕ͅg̴̗̚͜ ̴̛̼̺͕̱̻̪̲̉͋̚ͅb̶͚̺̹̗̑̀̈́́͌e ̖͉̼͔͕̼̘̀̋̒w ̧̮̳̟̮͎͇̟̌̉̉̉̇̄̌͝ͅa̶̜͓̘̗͍͊̆̚r ̼̖̄̍̈͘͠͝ĕ̶̱̘̗̣̮̦͍͔̉ ̝̭̐͝ͅh̴̻̆͛̆̊͘͝e̶̱̮̘͕̞̻͌͒͗̍͆͝͝r ͙̰̊̍̀̿̄͐ ͓͝s ̙̺̺̯̝͚̲̯͙̕̚p̵̡̙̣̠̲̋̈̃ì̵̧̲̲̬̮̱͎̆̾̄̔̒͜ͅr̴̝̍́͂͗͊͝ḯ̶̝͇̤̊͐t ̨͕͍̗̥̗͎͚̱̅̽̌̐̓̕͜͝ ͖͍̩͖̦̹͔̥̒͗̆͜͝l ̧̛͖̥̭̯̥̱͖̤̔́̅̄͋̄͆̈u ̛̥̀̅̊̈̌̄͌̕͝r ̡̡̭̞̳̪̻̝̟̘̿̔̈́͆̃̀̽͆̕̚k̶̲͊̀̀s̶̜͓̪̯̘͕̬̳̯̰̒͒͋͌͒̕ ̨̭̹͎̈́̃͒͆s̵̡̢̭̳̣̞̘͙͒͛̆͑̅͝͠͠h ̧̥͍̪͚͖͛̑e ̧̻͈̦̯̫̭̩̗̇̄̂ ̵͈̩̟̖̣͝ì̵̥̮̗̗̌̍͌͂͆̈́̚͜s̴̢̢͇͍̻͒͝ ̴̘̻̺̀̋̿͝ç̴̖̻̑ͅo̵̫̼͇͗͘͝͝m ̨̨̞͈̣̞͖͇̙̣̀͝ǐ̴̛̟̲̤̮̮͙̹̗͇̈́͆̆̌̕n ̧̬̹̹̬̠̗̗̒̽̽́͐͂g ̨̤̭̱̾̒͐̀̍̓̈́͘͜͝ ̵̨͙̭̫͙́̽̍͜ͅs̶̤̻̯̮̫̅̔̉͛̇̄͘̕ẖ̶̫̇e̶̗̘͎̼̜͉͛̊̈́́̈́̅͜ ̴͚̹͗w̵̔͗́͐̽̔ͅi̵͓͍̯̾̔͑̐̌̍l̶̙͚͍͎̼͚͇̥̆͂ĺ̴͉͚̊ ̶͔͉̬̙̲̒̎̓͋k̴̖̂̓́̿̀͆̈́i̴̛͍̣̗̩̞͋̋̆͆͌l̶̨̨͖̭̤̪̦͔̆̎̀͋̔͠ͅĺ̴̛̖̯ ̡̧̧̛̣̪̯̮̄͘s̶̡̛͈̯͑̆̇̂h̵̛̟͔͕̯̣͚̲̃͂͒̄̕͜͠e ͓̪͎͍̦̯͂̿͂͘ ̧̢͔̺̼͇̬͍̮͒̽͌̿̓i ̛̺̪͑̒̈́̉́͝ş̴͍̜̮͇͙̄̆̑͒̅̓ ̶̫̣͈͈͉̫̦̲͊́̔̿̊͋ć̵̢̗̬̟̳̺̙̤͙̃͂̉̈͑́ọ̶̯̟̬͎̒̈́̅m ̢̙͉̙̲̿̈́i̴̤͐͛n ͔̭̐͂̾̅͆̎̚͠g̵̳̹͍̱̀̅ ̴̨̩͓̲̙̲̙̗̿̅̈́̈́͠ͅͅb̴̧͈̳̠̻͇̟͗̓̈́̾̅́̅̕̚ͅe ̨̺͔͈̒́́͌̆͠w̵̭͚͉͆̾́̔̓ắ̵̡̩͎̺̗̼̍͂̌̂̐͑r ̱̠͔̻͌̽͒̽̚e ̧̡̪̠͍͍̤̠̪͋̐̈̉̾̇͠͝ ̴̪̹̭̥̝͓͖̻̗̖̑̂͂̈́͗̉b ͙͚̳̓e ̨̭̦̘̰̯̝͗̍͛̕w̶̧̰̜̱͉̽͂͆͋̿̽̐̇a ̲͔͓͙̬̥̫̊̿̓̈́̎ͅr̶̖͌̑̆̆́ë̴̺̰̫̗͓̳̥̘͓̯́

  * e.g.,  ... Scp-457346594857938475938477-Unidentified ⅢⅥⅣⅦœɸʬʭŸʘžʢʥʣĔfÉʤ 

 [ "Unidentified Fat Object" ]

1: Can be defined as someone so large they make the ground rumble with every footstep; there so gross they make you wanna piss on them.

  * e.g.,  ... Is that an earthquake? No it’s just another Unidentified Fat Object walking down the stairs. Ohhh right 

 [ "unidentified traffic jam" ]

1: When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.

  * e.g.,  ... I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened. 

 [ "Unidentified Farting Arsehole" ]

1: When your with a group of people and someone farts without saying safety, but no one knows who did it. Also known as a UFA

  * e.g.,  ... Char "Who did it, someone own up" 

 [ "Unidentified Flying Dick" ]

1: A dick of an anonymous male that is levitating in the air.

  * e.g.,  ... What's that in the sky? It appears to be a UFD!(or Unidentified Flying Dick)