" underwear "

 [ "underwear" ]

1: a fart destenchilizer that protects jeans from skid marks

  * e.g.,  ... Bobby pooped in his underwear. 

 [ "underwear" ]

1: Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

  * e.g.,  ... Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor. 

 [ "underwear" ]

1: The most useless thing on the planet.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't know why she bothered wearing underwear, they were off in record time. 

 [ "underwear" ]

1: undergarments some people wear under their outer clothing, consisting of bra and panties for women or shorts and T-shirts for men, excess clothing you dont need because no-one ever sees it

  * e.g.,  ... In the summer,the girls wear skirts with no underwear. 

 [ "underwear" ]

1: completely useless to men

  * e.g.,  ... save yourself a lot of time and go commando 

 [ "underwear" ]

1:  The thing you wear under your clothes

  * e.g.,  ...  Why is your underwear all over the floor? 

 [ "underwear" ]

2:  To understand something

  * e.g.,  ...  I don't underwear what you're saying. 

 [ "underwear" ]

3:  To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

  * e.g.,  ...  My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother. 

 [ "underwear" ]

1: A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing.

  * e.g.,  ... After wearing his new underwear just one time, Thais noticed a stripe in back that wasn't present at the time of purchase. 

 [ "underwear" ]

2: B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry

 [ "underwear" ]

1: A scam; you don't need it.

  * e.g.,  ... I never wear underwear. 

 [ "underwear" ]

1: ITS OPTIONAL!!!

  * e.g.,  ... i am comando today, no underwear 

 [ "Underwear" ]

1: The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.