" twosome "

 [ "twosome" ]

1: a mind-blowing, spine-tingling form of sex between two consenting individuals. usually the type of intercourse that would be associated with sex with more than just one individual, as to be so exciting that you would think you had a threesome.

  * e.g.,  ... Raquel: "Yo Nat, i had a bomb ass twosome last night!" 

 [ "Twosome" ]

1: (too-sum)

  * e.g.,  ...  "I had a twosome last night with some exotic chick. I'm exhausted." 

 [ "Twosome" ]

2:  noun. Similar to a threesome, but as the title implies, involving only two people. It is not the same as sex...it is wilder; with the intensity of a threesome.

  * e.g.,  ... "Twosome? You mean you had sex?" 

 [ "Twosome" ]

3:  Can be used as a verb when appropriate. Implies the act of having wild sex.

  * e.g.,  ... "Naw, man. Twosomes are hotter!" 

 [ "Twosome" ]

1: A word an idiot (who doesn't know what the word 'sex' is) uses to describe intercourse between two people.

  * e.g.,  ... Jake: I just had a twosome with Jessica last night Mark: wtf is a twosome 

 [ "gruesome twosome" ]

1: A couple who are terrible together.

  * e.g.,  ... Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable. 

 [ "Gruesome Twosome" ]

1: Two out of control males that are like a car wreck waiting to happen but you can't turn away from. Involved in Shameless self promotion, could care less about what people think, and bring the thunder.

  * e.g.,  ... Troy and Dan are the original Gruesome twosome. May have taken a little bit from the Bash Bros, two cory's, and the Hilton's 

 [ "Devil’s Twosome" ]

1: When you’re about to have a threesome (1 girl, 2 guys) and you are all naked but the girl leaves somewhere leaving the two guys together…naked.

  * e.g.,  ... Ended up in a Devil’s twosome the other night with my buddy after the girl left to the bathroom and apparently fell asleep. It was awkward. 

 [ "texas twosome" ]

1: tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

  * e.g.,  ... "i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate" 

 [ "Grusome Twosome" ]

1: Two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. Can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice.

  * e.g.,  ... Grusome Twosome - 'Lets see where this little bridge takes us?' 

 [ "Grusome Twosome" ]

2: They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.

 [ "Tuscaloosa Twosome" ]

1: Wheelbarrow style sex initiated with any girl lying face-down in the mud.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a great tuscaloosa twosome with some freshman I found lying in the mud last night. Did you see Rachel when she came home last night? She was all covered in mud. I guess it was David's birthday. Must have been a good tuscaloosa twosome. 

 [ "Terrible Twosome" ]

1: Those two who are the coolest at school. The two girls who everyone else wants to be. They have their own symbol and "own" people. Also known as BL squared.

  * e.g.,  ... "Watch Out, Here Comes the Terrible Twosome!"